The Lady Curse.

No, not that one, you sickos.

I'm talking about the curse known as men who think it's okay to treat women like crap and screw them over CONTINUOSLY.

Seriously, I have not met one decent guy since I arrived at this school. Dating in college is such a joke--I don't know why anyone even tries. Worst case since I've been here: I watched the guy I was seeing kiss FIVE other girls in a bar. FIVE. IN FRONT OF ME. Seriously???

In addition, may I just point out that the girls that these guys are dating are not of a higher scholastic aptitude or prettier or whatever. No, the girl they are going to choose over you is going to be that dumb girl with bad highlights who sits in the back of your math class and still cannot do single-variable algebra. Or, even better, the girl who gets an exta ten dollar charge on her bar tab because she was an annoying pain in the ass.

I know this is a really standard rant for girls, but seriously, when I can't find a decent guy in a place where the male population consists of approximately TEN THOUSAND MEN, ALL of whom are of an appropriate age for me to date, it does not bode well for the rest of the world.

To quote my favorite short story author, Flannery O'Connor, "a good man is hard to find." And a special thank you to Tina Fey for pointing this out this issue on national television.



Keep it classy and fabulous, lovers.
And find yourselves good men.
xoxo, Laura

You have to get naked before you can get dressed.

So you may have noticed that the blog is white and stripped down.

Well, here's the thing--my videos are sometimes too wide to show on here, and so I tried to fix the layout, and it didn't work, and I just messed it all up. So I chose the simplest layout on here. It will stay until I find something fabulous that is also conducive to watching videos right here on the blog.

Until then, the blog is naked.

Keep it classy and fabulous!
xoxo, Laura

Inspiration.

As much as it may surprise some of you to hear this, I am inspired by many people and things other than Lady Gaga. (She just happens to be my favorite.)

Some of my biggest inspiration comes from music videos, though, particularly those that are inspirational or more performance art than the traditional "music video." Some of my favorites are below:













Enjoy and be inspired, my loves.

Keep it classy and fabulous!
xoxo,
Laura